Tonya Glanz
Nude

Biography

Well, her last name certainly fits the bill! The tenacious Tonya Glanz has some exceptional glands (and we know you’ll be milking yours with just one glance of em), and she gives us a sneaky peaky of them as a stripper on the long-running Law & Order: SVU! They’re tucked behind a bikini of course, since those types of shows don’t tend to show any nudity beyond the occasional behind. What a criminal, just ass, system. Born in Cali, Tonya got her start in the short Las Ramblas (2005) but pretty quickly put together a TV resume as impressive as her assets, with roles on popular shows like The Good Wife, High Maintenance, and Daredevil. After writing and starring in her own show, the tantalizingly titled but terribly titty free The Adulterers in 2018, Tonya’s career really took off. First she landed the role of the former murder victim turned time traveler Jessica Logan on NBC’s Timeless. Then she joined Hollywood heavyweights like Danny Glover, Mike Epps and Thora Birch in The Last Black Man in San Francisco (2019). She moved on to play Trooper Leslie Babcock in the P-town set murder mystery Hightown. But in a move that can only be explained by the writers and directors being high as kites, she never found herself doing the thing in a lesbian fling. What a waste! Looking ahead, she’s set to play Agent Becker in Hulu’s comic book adaptation Y: The Last Man. Plagued by years of setbacks, it’s the story of the last man on earth, after every mammal with a Y chromosome except for him and his monkey die off. Lucky him. He gets to repopulate the earth with tremendous beauties like Tonya Glanz while we spank the monkey to her sexy dancing scenes. Why him? Why not us? Come on man, why won’t Tonya take her clothes off?